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Q: I realize Savage Love is a sex-advice column (as evidenced by much vulgar language). but I'm going to ask anyway:
(1) What is your definition of love? (2) How do you know if you're in "love"? (3) How do you know if they're the "one"? - ANONYMOUS

A: (1) Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face.
(2) You know you're in love when you're eating a breakfast in a restaurant together the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you suddenly realize that you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and you don't care.
(3) You know he/she is the one when he/she realizes that you've just realized that you're eating a breakfast in a restaurant the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and he/she smiles, leans over the table, and gives you a kiss.


Fuente: Savage Love (The Village Voice)